tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23231452667065586642024-03-05T17:14:57.763-08:00Politician X is a Big, Fat, Egocentric Meanie PersKelsey Athertonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07530487540461606153noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2323145266706558664.post-77695518212101115662007-11-01T07:15:00.001-07:002007-11-01T07:24:35.847-07:00Politican X is a jerkI sure hope they don't win the election in whatever municipality/county/district/state/nation they are running for office in because they lie/cheat/steal/rob/poke/eat babies/aren't Colbert.<br /><br />Instead, here are some pictures of valid candidates to oppose them.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihA60mU_q8Bj8jwjh2Oll2LvW5RMOfRvx4nkUGWMiCooyFdZ7qfId6qc-bUKYOcfE57Tet32A3ucGqG0B-lWWWhKrsGyWGhADNIsJma5jv5-eetV8cYO-sQlJcJCZxBIBQ2m4_lqwtdrA/s1600-h/comgoomba.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 114px; height: 139px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihA60mU_q8Bj8jwjh2Oll2LvW5RMOfRvx4nkUGWMiCooyFdZ7qfId6qc-bUKYOcfE57Tet32A3ucGqG0B-lWWWhKrsGyWGhADNIsJma5jv5-eetV8cYO-sQlJcJCZxBIBQ2m4_lqwtdrA/s320/comgoomba.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127875824892180162" border="0" /></a>Commie Goomba - Because Goombas are as weak as it gets, and because Communism is so out of style, this would appear to be a terrible candidate. Yet even a Goomba would do better than Politician X.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuf0Kr1AH9hXDeag7k4hpJxBtbB1vsiL7Sbjkrmk00F1_aBkz2vvVLYXvzbjQuVzFRUFKrCAt5nylAG3fH2eLfEwuejF10VW30VPyPwmBhwCKhym4u_b4P_hpnMmMn21gI8GjhRtv6b1Y/s1600-h/ClerksB&WDante.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuf0Kr1AH9hXDeag7k4hpJxBtbB1vsiL7Sbjkrmk00F1_aBkz2vvVLYXvzbjQuVzFRUFKrCAt5nylAG3fH2eLfEwuejF10VW30VPyPwmBhwCKhym4u_b4P_hpnMmMn21gI8GjhRtv6b1Y/s320/ClerksB&WDante.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127876331698321106" border="0" /></a>Comman-Dante - because even though he can't spell and wasn't supposed to come in to work today, he would be better than Politician X<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The real contender?<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiheYuLtKXxOFD75zoPaIZkqMCCJpEsdwhzMLNiSN_6Aky17DoQ-PoWtxtQwZtg8ldc9VyZeN1MIYP-Y1c7CqTTsD4ReU97upXuM2s160ijHqwtRj7_g2helJ9hXu1RmqeEH2odDEyjR3c/s1600-h/Neville+Longbottom.bmp"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiheYuLtKXxOFD75zoPaIZkqMCCJpEsdwhzMLNiSN_6Aky17DoQ-PoWtxtQwZtg8ldc9VyZeN1MIYP-Y1c7CqTTsD4ReU97upXuM2s160ijHqwtRj7_g2helJ9hXu1RmqeEH2odDEyjR3c/s320/Neville+Longbottom.bmp" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5127876786964854498" border="0" /></a>Neville Longbottom as Che. For, well, exclusively for purposes of bad-assery. Political opinions not at all withstanding, Che-Neville is just way, way cooler than Politicain X and would kick sand in his face. Metaphroically. With MAGIC.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />So, in short, don't support Politician XKelsey Athertonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07530487540461606153noreply@blogger.com0